failure

Our President.

Sadly, he had enough back-up to cover up his faults.

by Ixx April 25, 2005

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failadin

Someone playing a paladin class on an MMORPG, who is utterly and completely terrible at using the class effectively.

Oh, great. That failadin I was telling you about earlier just joined the group.

by Mezzidriel January 16, 2008

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When something malfunctions by virtue of not existing at all. Taken (but not precisely) from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". In the original usage, a spaceship existed for a while and then spontaneously disappeared.

Bob: Can I borrow your car?
Bill: Nope. Sorry. It's having a total existence failure.

by Al Benedict October 22, 2009

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Fail Friday

Fail Friday is a day when one gets so intoxicated that they have no idea what happened come Saturday morning. Upon looking back at their digital camera photos from the night before, they see that many regretful events took place. Many regretful events.

Ugh, I guess yesterday was a Fail Friday.

by KellsBells88 June 3, 2010

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fail at life

To do very badly at life. It is much worse than just sucking. You should most likely kill yourself if you fail at life. It is your best option.

Person1: I have a myspace! Oh my god! I posted a pic of me looking in a random direction and I have a lot of E-Friends!

Person2: You fail at life.

by Colin B. September 16, 2005

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failure

The New England Patriots 2007-2008 Football Season.

I would take 14-6 over an 18-1 failure any day.

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 February 10, 2008

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Failed Nerd

When someone tries to answer a question and gives a really nerdy answer but still gets it wrong

Teacher: What's the square root of 81

Nerd: Well your really asking 2 questions there. The first question you are asking is the equivilant amount of decimetres in an isosoles triangle using inverted fractions. The second question your asking is to divert the amount of hectograms into an acute angle without carrying over the triviums into the septograph

Teacher: Errr, no, the answer's 9

Some Guy: Haha, lol what a dumb smart-ass. He's such a stupid know it all. What a failed nerd

by Shadow4444 March 8, 2007

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