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sketch factor

A quantitative statement of the sketchiness of an individual, typically measured from 1 to 10.
Chris likes girls who wear bunny ears, sport pigtails and wear glasses. Thus, his sketch factor is a 5.
by chad June 2, 2004
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ick-factor

A factor that makes one feel dirty or unclean in a sexual manner.
Q. Even as a little girl, you’re starting to figure out this is not -- This doesn’t feel right, right?
A. Uh-huh.
Q. There’s sort of an “ick-factor” to it?
A. Right.
by awcourtreporter January 27, 2010
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Lawl Factor

Something that someone says, does, or looks like that will make you laugh uncontrollably.
Son: Good God, dad! Your new girlfriend looks like a monkey's ass!
Dad: Son, that's a definite lawl factor. Now go to your room.
by LawlFactorLOLOL October 27, 2010
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cum factor

The amount produced as well as the speed in which hits the females uterus and/or face. It could also be determined how long a person could hold there orgasm.
What is your cum factor Obama, is it better or worse then Saddam Huessin?
by LittleBlackDucks February 13, 2017
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Clown Factor

a) The degree to which someone is a clown.

b) A term that describes management. The higher up within an organization that someone is, the greater their "Clown Factor"
"Man, the CEO's Clown Factor is through the roof!"
by kitten78 April 23, 2010
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Crisp Factor

Crisp Factor refers to the crisp texture or flavor of foods with high water content. The crisp factor scale goes from 1 to zero, not including zero. The closer to zero, the greater the crispness.

The scale is based on a fresh Pink Lady Apple which scores the lowest possible score on the crisp facto scale. A fresh Pink Lady Apple is rated at "the limit as x goes to infinity of 1/x." As a result, the intense crispness of this apple is infinitely close to zero on the Crisp Factor scale.

There is controversy over the lowest crispness food available. However, the banana scores extremely high on the Crisp Factor scale. The banana comes in at "the limit as x approaches pi of sin(x/2)." It is infinitely close to one, but is not one because there is currently research being done to determine the food that will achieve a value of 1 on the Crisp Factor scale.

Liquids can be considered on the Crisp Factor scale. They can be considered based on their crisp flavor.

It should be noted that chips, crackers, and other very crisp foods cannot be rated using the Crisp Factor scale due to their low water content.
T-Bone: This strawberry-lemonade is crisp and refreshing!
2-Jacks: I sure would agree. How would you rate it on the Crisp Factor scale?
T-Bone: I'd give it a 1/26.
by itsbusted September 14, 2014
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european factor

How American girls become incredibly horny, drunk and easy once they arrive in a European Country, in contrast to how they behave at home
Person A: Hey what is Suzie acting like such a slut? She never acts like this before.
Person B: Its the European factor, once here they lose all inhibitions and dignity
by galway14 February 14, 2012
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