Fathetic

The words "FUCKING" and "PATHETIC" merge into one.

"That Lebron basketball skills is Fathetic".

by Roman Warren May 23, 2008

Facetire

Related to facepalm, it however involves you or someone elses face coming into contact with a tire.

Dude, that guy so facetired when he crashed his bike.

by aslfgb May 17, 2009

Facetigue

Disappointment in uninspiring Facebook updates shared by 'friends'. Sense of ennui instilled by same.

You've done a poo. If you'rethree years old, I share your excitement. Otherwise, not: your posts give me Facetigue.

by SoOverIt February 14, 2010

Facetroll

1. Like a forum troll, except more likely to have a face, and supposed friends.

2. The single most loathed person on your facebook friends list, whom you can't even bring yourself to approach casually.

1. Dorian you shouldn't be feeding that facetroll with sympathetic remarks... SEE!!? You're just staring at me now. It might come to our bedroom window at 4am.

2. Never feed a facetroll. I can't impress this enough. If you have a bitter taste about it, then you'd best walk away.

by Tweakinglynoble September 12, 2010

fachtrad

A fachtrad comes from the russian "ФЧ" аиd "Трад". One means Fuck and the other means stupid or retarded, respectively. You call your friends this if you want to remain clean, but want it to sound enough like what you mean.

Max: Joe, you are such a fachtrad.
Joe: Why?
Max: Because you do not play C.O.D. or ever answer your texts!

by maxxxxxjjjjjjj9w3e98 March 9, 2011

Fahet

A Freaking Awesome Guy Eating Tits

My brother is a fahet.

by Chrssss August 23, 2011

facetigue

Pronounced---face teeg.

When ones facebook posts are so frequent and banal that friends block the feed.

Why did I block you----facetigue.

by Benrums0n July 22, 2012