Facebump

When a submissive male is kneeling and a dominate female bumps his face with her ass. Sometimes before a session of face sitting but more often than not a precursor for a later treat.

Jake before he went to work would also want his morning facebump from Sophie. As she would leave she would pout her butt against his face.

by disco951 January 24, 2015

Facebuke

A rebuke or scolding delivered via social media platforms such as Facebook. Intended by the giver to cause ebarrassment. Facebukes are characterized by their self-righteous nature, public delivery (when a private message would have been more than sufficient), lack of anonymity (as opposed to posting an anonymous comment to a blog, for example), and reluctance to engage in an intellectual debate around the topic. Usual perpetrators of the Facebuke are religious legalists looking to foist their particular idiosyncratic understandings upon others. Also known as an ebuke.

Dude, that guy who told you that you shouldn't listen to rock music on your wall totally Facebuked you.

by theshaftman July 20, 2010

Faceturbating

Commenting on your own Facebook status.

As I am commenting on my own status it occurred to me that I'm Faceturbating. Admit it. It's just a matter of time before you use it.

by Faceturbater December 1, 2010

facehugger

The facehugger is a parasitoid; its only purpose is to make contact with the host. Facehuggers are often 20-something nerds that have only recently left their mother's basement (if ever). Upon making contact, the facehuger suffocates the life out of a conversation and forces its ideas upon the unsuspecting host. Attempts to remove facehuggers generally prove fatal, as the parasite will respond by tightening its grip.

Lookout, here comes Bob, he's a real facehugger. Once he gets going, we'll never get away.

by veldmelter July 5, 2009

Facefuck

Global phenomenon where millions get "kicked off" of facebook for no reason.

Guy1: "Dude, did facebook just make you create a new password?"
Guy2: "Yeah. Total facefuck."

by mims304 April 25, 2012

Faceup

To break up with someone on facebook without notifying the person in real life.

Holy crap Minger and his girlfriend had a faceup, I knew before he did. What a tool bag.

by Korbdizzle October 18, 2008

Fetal Facefucking

When you fuck a girl in late pregnancy so hard, you actually are getting pleasure from the mouth of the unborn baby inside her.

i was totally fetal facefucking that girl last night

woa dude i never tried that before

by DanvalleAjmemmo May 2, 2011