Evan

I have a best friend named Evan. He's kind and loyal and such an amazing person. He will and does take your side whenever it is wrong, or right. I told myself multiple times that I didn't like him but of course I always lied. You will wish you spend all of your time with an Evan because all they make you do is laugh, and cry, and laugh again. They're their whenever you need them. Sometimes if you contact them and say your sad, it's like their right next to you. In my hardest, darkest times, an Evan helped me get through them. So, get yourself an Evan.

"Thank you Evan."

by caroline_sire October 7, 2018

Evan Kill

A special Halo kill where a third party waits for two opponents to be in heavy battle and for sheilds to be down, and then kills both of them and gets a double kill. This Kill was named after Evan, because he is notorious for this cheap kill.

WTF man i almost had him and you came in and killed us both! ..and then drove under a transport truck! ...such an evan kill.

by WaffleFries January 14, 2008

Evanescence

A band headed by the amazing Amy Lee. It's not a goth or Christian group, as many people think. It has been labeled as "dark epic rock" and "drama rock." Both work. Pick whichever one you prefer.

None to give.

by pseudonym April 13, 2004

Evan

1. To be lit beyond contemplation
2. The best, most good looking guy in the class

That Evan is the littest dude EVER!
Evan ur so lit.
Here evan have some free stuff.

by The_-_-_-_truth March 13, 2018

Evan Hansen

Verb: to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster

I know it wasn’t supposed to be a comedy, but I thought parts of it were hilarious. The name Evan Hansen will hereby be used as a verb meaning “to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster”.

No thanks

by HundredC September 28, 2020

erantard

a super hot woman who never miss and everyone wants to have seggs with her

nathan: "hey look its erantard"

jake: "i heard she hits harder than my dad's belt'
nathan: "i bet she has a strong headgame"

by erantard's slave 😩🤤 March 3, 2021

Evan

Evan is the cutest boy alive. He is adorable and a total hottie. Being with Evan is the best thing ever. His kisses and hugs are to die for and he loves to cuddle. He's the perfect lover. Too bad he already has a girlfriend. No kisses for you biatch.

Girl number 1: Damnnnn! Check out that guy, he's so fine.
Girl number 2: I know girl, his name is Evan. He's such a sexbomb. Apparently he's dating that girl, Alex.
Girl number 1: What a bitch, I'm sooo jealous.

Friend: So how is it going with Evan?
Alex: It's perfect, everything is great. I am madly in love with him, he is so cute.
Friend: Aww that's nice, hopefully you guys stay together forever cause you two look adorable together.

by BebeBambi December 21, 2009