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egg-flap

Using a simple flick of the wrist, the aggressor strikes the victim square in the nuts with the back of his hand, inflicting severe testicular pain. Approaching moves include distraction, ambush, and the popular sneaky stealth manouvre.
Dude! You should've seen the egg-flap I gave Steve yesterday! It was epic!
by Matty Mc February 27, 2011
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EGG FLOATATION

AN EGG THAT FLOATS.!
THE EGG WAS PLACED IN (SALTY) WATER AND GOT DENSE AND STARTED FLOATING. THIS IS A PROJECT CALLED EGG FLOATATION.
by WAZZ UP.! March 5, 2011
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Fantasy egg

A japanese egg that acts like a "fleshlight" of sorts.
It comes in the shape and appearance of a real egg, it is then peeled to relieve it's real nature; a sex toy.
The top opens, revealing a package of lube inside.
Pour lube into the bottom of the egg.
The bottom part of your egg stretches over your entire penis, then simply jerk off.
The inside of the egg has different textures for pleasure.

They are usually made small, since it's asian.
Person 1: Dude, I used my fantasy egg last night since I couldn't get laid.
Person 2: Did it work?
Person 1: Eh, it went to fast.
by The Consumer April 14, 2011
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Iron egg skill

Conditioning one's ball sack by repeatedly enduring either self-inflicted or assisted blows to them.
A technique practiced by Shaolin monks in Shaolin Kung Fu that also goes by the names 'Groin Skill' or 'Gold Armour'.
Andrew: Tyler what are you doing to your coin purse?!
Tyler: It's called the Iron Egg Skill dear Andy, I'm going to have the balls of a god!
Andrew: How often do you get kicked in the nuts?
by peno91 March 28, 2015
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egg flicker

An awesome band that will throw frozen eggs at you if your a hater
by Stale Bagel March 7, 2016
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egg roll maneuver

The process of rolling into a blanket to prevent detection of one's self pleasuring.
Ian almost got caught fapping, but he performed the egg roll maneuver to save his skin.
by Adolf Tojo October 6, 2016
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Cream Egg Brownie

When a Caucasian Male ejaculates into a African American Female.
Example One:

Black Female: Wait did you just cum in me?

White Male: Yeah it's called a cream egg brownie.

Black Female: Oh shit you better get the creamy gooey center out of me before it's too late!
by Admiral Funderburk June 23, 2016
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