Space Docker

A turd in a condom - put in the freezer for a few hours and then used as a dildo.

Proper dildos are expensive, I prefer to just use a space docker.

by Copernicus November 23, 2004

Decker

Decker is a high strung animal. A decker usually is seen pacing back and forth and appears to be talking to himself. At random times a decker will start yelling profanities. A decker usually feeds on rockstars and nicotine.

Watch out Decker is starting to run low on nicotine and might melt down.

by Shoeguy12 August 22, 2019

Icy Decker

The act of defecating in the ice machine at a hotel, typically done by motherless souls who wish to express dissatisfaction with the hotel owner, and don't know the appropriate way to do so.

#1 The maid didn't leave a mint on my pillow last night, so I showed them. I gave them an icy decker!

#2 You sick fuck

#1 Guilty!

by Mark Scott 69 October 18, 2008

Pickle Dicker

When an individual has had one too many margaritas and orders "pickle dickers" instead of "pickle puckers" (fried dill pickles).

Ma'am, I would like another order of pickle dickers, please!

by Chloe Lola June 19, 2010

dickerfly

a picture of a dick on a tshirt turned into a butterfly so it seems more appropriate...sometimes they actually turn people on

wolfgang - why are u wearing that shirt with a dickerfly on it?

kristen - because it reminds me of my first host dad.

by TheREALDollyLlama September 9, 2009

Docker Diver

Made popular by the comedian Donnie Baker on the Bob and Tom radio show. Docker Diver is a homosexual who enjoys giving oral sex to another homo wearing Dockers brand pants. On the Bob and Tom show Donnie uses this term to describe the radio personality Randy.

Who cares if you have a boat Randy cause everybody already knows your a docker diver. That ain't no secret. I swear to God its not.

by Cameron Bradley April 28, 2010

dicker space

You want to sell your old couch. You want $100 for it. But on Kijiji you ask for $150. The space between $150 and $100 is the dicker space.

Lynn- I think i will put my couch for sale on Kijiji! I will advertise it for $100 bucks.

Shirley- Don't do that Lynn. Advertise it for $150. It gives you dicker space.

by 50 and knows how to dicker. June 23, 2011