doucherun

Jogging like Conner McGregor to go buy new clothing, dress up, look nice, then go out in public and act like a douche.

Hey, I gotta act like a piece of shit tomorrow, but I gotta look nice. Lets go on a doucherun.

by T-Dawg2017 March 10, 2025

douchey

"douchey" : the descriptor for the behavior when someone is acting like a douche or is exhibiting douche-like behavior. Such behavior includes, but is not limited to, coming over and not saying hi, or bye, or anything!

It's pretty frickin' douchey when he comes by and doesn't bother to say hi!

by lnfarmer April 26, 2025

Doucherhoid

Perjorative for someone who is a cross between being a douche / douchebag and a hemorrhoid

My boss can’t even do my job as well but is criticizing how it’s not up to standards - I shoulda known he was that much of a doucherhoid at the interview before working here when he asked stupid questions like , “what’s your 5 year plan?”

by Florida Populist October 29, 2025

Faux Douchey

used to describe attributes which initially seem douchey, but upon further reflection, are realized to be inconsistent with being a "douchebag."

Faux douchebag: "I don't drink beer I only drink hard alcohol."
Observer 1: "What a douchey comment."
Observer 2: "That's not even douchey; it's worse. Douchebags obviously drink beer. That's faux douchey."

by CoffeeDrinker August 17, 2010

Dirty Doucher

The combinations of Dirty + Doucher
DIRTY - when someone for no reason does you dirty or (wrong)
DOUCHER someone who is an (asshole, Douche Bag, Dip Shit, numb nutts, team killer) usually a male with a very small penis and a complete lack of common sense or decency.

That DIRTY DOUCHER Butters kept team killing me on Battlefield Bad Company 2 last night.

by Technoide June 12, 2011

awesomely douchey

the act of being awesome while being douchey this can occur while using words such as indeed, ergo and hence

hannah uses the word indeed all the time and this makes her awesomely douchey

by ergoer November 14, 2011

Non-douchey

A rare trait in a tall white male trial advocate

"You can stand there and make up arguments off the top of your head and look non-douchey. Do you know how rare that is?"

by Chuck2311 February 21, 2017