doofis

A joint of hash / weed

Im just after sparkin up a nice fat doofis, do you want seconds?

by maco1991 July 1, 2009

duface or dooface

Former late night, drive-thru, employee of a Yonkers, Ny Taco Bell who is extremely under-educated and partially retarded. Most memorable saying: "We're out of beef", which was barely audible between the crackling of the drive-thru speaker and the fact that he is partially retarded.

Yo J.W., I can't believe Duface is working again. Fuck this retard, lets go to the light for some wings instead.

by chad28 March 31, 2003

doof

doof is when attempting to describe an unusual vagina, you describe the vagina with a word and finish the sentence with doef

A nun has such a dusty doof. A really sweaty tennis player has a muscular doof. A secretary has a prissy doof.

by LMTD Dog October 27, 2010

doof monster

Someone who is especially doofy. Means the same thing as doof except it is a lot more fun to say.

I can't believe she did that, what a doof monster!

by some redhead April 20, 2008

doofadool

Half a retard, mother fu*ker all bad things

-David T

Your a fu*kin doofadool

by Meatball82 March 13, 2018

Doofer

(N) any object or thing. Also can be used as an insult to describe an unintelligent person by realting them to an inanimate object (similar to call someone a wall)

Ugh you are such a doofer

by Gurlycake February 19, 2019

Doofing

When two girlfriends hold hands while they pee. Sometimes includes when they wipe each other after.

"Harold, I think they're lesbians!" "They are Karen I heard them talking about doofing!"

by number1gay November 25, 2020