Doohok

Something muttered during a moment of anger when words do not flow easily.

Usually used by annoying, unintelligent punk teenagers. A word like doohok will cause confusion.

Punk Kid: Ouch what the heck Celestie you are a total... doohok!

Celestie: What?

by Unused Name June 22, 2009

doodoo dick

shit on the end of your dick, obtained from deep penetration of your partners ass cavity. generally associated with ass hammering.

Bob hit jim so hard in the ass, he now suffers from doodoo dick

by twiSSt September 13, 2006

DooDoo Head

A phrase used when referring to someone with breath that stinks! More than likely, you'd use it if there breath smells like "DooDoo" (obviously)

This boy was talking to me and his breath smelled like doodoo so I called him a doodoo head!

by Chareesecup February 2, 2008

Doodoo fingers

A person who goes to wipe their ass and their fingers break through the tissue causing their fingers to brush against the rim of the bum.

Michael came out of the bathroom and relized a strange odor. He looks down to relize he has doodoo fingers.

by The Homedepot homer August 22, 2010

doodooanity

Contends that life is like a punchbowl and in each punchbowl there must exist the turd. The turd may be large or small, it may float or hide on the bottom. Some people may try to obscure the existance of their turd with fruit, others may decorate the turd with a tiny umbrella.

Johnny and Sally fell deeply in doodoo when, after searching their punchbowls, they found their turds mutually acceptable.

by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004

Dookoff

To masturbate, using one's own feces as a personal lubricant.

Jim: Man, I tried to dookoff last night but my turds were too dry.
John: You're a disgusting freak, Jim.

by gsc29 September 1, 2009

doodoo glaze

after a man performs 'truffle butter', he then proceeds to spread the truffle butter onto food, thus creating a glaze, which the female eats. (Usually bread..ur discretion, but organic's good.)

"Damn girl, lemme wipe that truffle butter up...I'm about to give you this 'doodoo glaze' on a croissant."

by D/G May 20, 2015