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Dingle Doodoo

Considerably larger than it's counterpart, the 'Dingle Berry', the Dingle Doodoo is a turd that refuses to drop into the toilet and would rather stay in your asshole. Quite often this unusual phenomenon is caused the drinking too much coffee. Treatment for this condition generally does not require any invasive procedures such as surgery. It can usually be extracted by using and entire roll of toilet paper, flushing five times, and taking a hot shower while using generous amounts of antibacterial soap to the rectal region.
"I'm sorry I'm two hours late for work but I had to extract a Dingle Doodoo."
by John The Kook April 28, 2010
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doodoo

Give Baby his doodoo
by Princess John March 1, 2008
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doodoo

we blowin doodoo on dis Nawfside
by Wonka November 17, 2004
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doodoo head

a stinking lousy filthy mouthed "kimmelricker", a doodoo head will screw up your website, your life, your television's remote and anything else IT can find.
Dammit, there's a doodoo head over there and it looks just like a kimmelricker!

Get your hands off my kimmelricker, you doodoo head!
by Irene P. Flurgitz March 28, 2007
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doodoonoodle

Wes, you're such a doodoonoodle.
by doodoonoodle December 18, 2008
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Doodoo dildo

When a large defication is taken intact and then frozen. The frozen piece of doodoo is then used as a dildo on whatever sex hole is preferred.

The freezing process of the doodoo dildo is often strengthened by the toilet water or extra spritzing.
I took the biggest crap the other day and wish I had a way to freeze it so I could have made it a doodoo dildo.
by s7l May 12, 2012
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doodoo lube

A man's booty residue and lube mixed together while his hole is stroked.
Homies booty was nice and musty and made that doodoo lube
by OriginalFreakyTop November 26, 2017
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