bro dock

The act of taking a shit on a dude while he's passed out. Drawing dicks on people's faces who pass out is old. Dry dock on them instead!

I just bro docked Ryan! That's what he gets for passing out, a huge steaming pile on his head.

by acrophobia94 August 11, 2009

dry dock

v.the act of deficating in a toilet, releasing the turd at the point of flushing when there is no water in the bowl, so as to cause the turd to stick on the porcelean in a mannar which makes it difficult to remove.

joe drydocked daves can, frustrating dave who had to scrape the turd off later using johns shoe.

by jeff February 24, 2003

whiskey dock

A man wishing his cock would grow despite of him have whiskey dick from drinking too much

"He totally couldn't perform, he had a case of whiskey dock"

man crying in the background repeating over and over- Hickory, Dickory, Dock, I wish I had a hard cock

by roxyglr3420 July 19, 2011

Cock Dock

A place where a man parks his cock during a tropical storm and slides his foreskin onto another penis and they spin in cirlces.

The Cock Dock was full during 3rd hour

by BarryMcCocknher November 5, 2019

cack dock

A place to dock (park/insert) your cack (penis)

My cack dock is clean and open...slighty.
A place for you to dock your cack.

by fattyfatninja May 4, 2010

Five Dock Fudging

Five Dock Fudging.

Is the practice of inserting ones fist inside your partners anus and flexing the fingers, til they climax. Then when removed it appears as if you have buttery chocolate fudge covered fist. Much better straight after Anal sex.

Jane: Hey darling im bored with this, would you like a Five Dock Fudging?

Jack: Would I ever! then we can have Fudge.

by Clunger11 October 26, 2018

space dock

when constipated, substituting a chocolate-covered frozen banana to space dock into a women's pussy

Last night my best girl and i went to the county fair and i space docked her inside the funhouse.

by e fuego October 16, 2008