Muff Diver's Nose

The condition when, after muff diving, all you can smell is vagina.

Jim got muff diver's nose after he ate Sheila out.

by ScholarlySexLife April 13, 2016

Rug diver

One who spills their dope on the floor then dives into it to find what dope can be salvaged.

Rug diver's are better than vacuum cleaners.

by Dewonmylily July 31, 2016

Disclaimer Diversity

The forced facade of racial, sexual, or physical representations without substance for the sake of virtue signaling with inconsequential or detrimental results.

Did you go see the remake of The Dark Knight? I heard they made Batman a black lesbian journalist and the Joker a transsexual socialist.

Fuck no! Those changes didn't make the comics any better. It's just some Disclaimer Diversity ruining a perfectly good story.

by Mr.Nonnypants July 10, 2018

Muff Diver

An occupation many black men avoid.

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.

by Labial Licker November 5, 2019

David Diver

The name you call someone who is being goofy as fuck in Duluth, Minnesota.

Paul: Bro why are you dancing around in the middle of the skywalk?

Matthias: I just did a lot of meth

Paul: Bro you’re being such a David Diver right now.

by SouthsideFlacko November 16, 2019

Normie-Divergent

1. (Adjective) Used to describe a person that (because of their choices or communal associations) is separate from the norm.
Synonyms: Different, Non-conforming
Antonyms: Average, Regular

2. (Adjective) Used to describe a term is frequently used within a community not used by the average person.
Synonyms: Abstract, uncommon
Antonyms: Common, often used

1. "They're a part of the furry community, they must be Normie-Divergent."
2. "Autocorrect keeps changing fursuit to furniture, probably because it's a Normie-Divergent term."

by SuperCrafter015 November 27, 2022

clam snapping muff diver

A clam snapping muff diver is a term for super lesbians. Lesbians with side-burns, a flat top, ford truck driven super dyke.

That girl in the flannel shirt is a clam snapping muff diver.

by Hugo Sticky-tits August 18, 2010