by SlickSid September 24, 2013
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by Miss BT7 March 9, 2014
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by The harse August 31, 2014
Get the chinese diver mug.A sick and twisted person who loves the smell of their own farts so much, that they enjoy diving under the sheets after farting in bed only to get a good whiff.
After secretly watching my wife pull the sheets over her head after farting, I popped out of the closet and yelled "SHEET DIVER".
by happy hal August 10, 2017
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by willbarratt February 21, 2020
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by Naked Speyrer May 9, 2021
Get the Dildo Diver mug.When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm
When my parents pulled out that drug test I knew I was fucked and had no choice but to use The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion
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