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Wackass Personality Disorder

A person that is suffering from Wackass Personality Disorder has two or more of the following symptoms present for at least a week:
1)Dresses in a matter were none of his or her articles of clothing matches.
2)Listens to music based on how cool it is.
3)Assumed to be homosexual, mainly because of the resemblance of his or her personality attributes to that of a homosexual.
4)Has an admiration for only the things that he or she likes. Everything else sucks.
5)Never crosses his mind that he or she is actually not cool at all and therefore the disorder persists until help is administered.
6)Overwhelmingly self-centered. Other people are perceived to be something less. This could also be a sign of a sociopath.
7)Shows signs of inauthenticity and/or blatant exaggerations. Not original at all. This is usually the first sign of the disorder.
8)Excessively materialistic to the point were items are bought solely for the prestige.
9)Lies about various things in order to hide from the public his or her condition.

Wackass Personality Disorder is a serious disorder of the personality that needs to be treated immediately upon diagnosis. Left untreated, the person suffering from it can have dire consequences leading to a more severe case of Wackass Antisocial Personality Disorder.
Person 1: What's up with the graph paper designed shirt with the pink shorts?
Psychologist: He might be severely suffering from Wackass Personality Disorder. It's a very common disorder nowadays.
by Sevhakop December 17, 2008
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obsessive compulsive disorder

Is a fairly common problem where people experience ‘obsessions’, recurring unwanted thoughts which are difficult to stop, and ‘compulsions’, rituals of checking behaviour or repetitive actions which are carried out in an attempt to relieve the thoughts.
Jocelyn has obsessive compulsive disorder, and checks the door 16 times to make sure it is locked.
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Liberal Entitlement Disorder

Disorder characterized by feelings of entitlement to things that are not yours, excessive begging or demanding, smugness
Broke Bob: Hey watch out!
(shoves Nick out of the way to raid his pantry)
Nick: Hey man you need help, your Liberal Entitlement Disorder is getting real bad!
Broke Bob: How many times have I (insert guilt trip, mediocre favor) for you.
by The Wheaze January 31, 2009
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MTV delusion disorder

Also known as MDD, it causes sufferers 2 enjoy and actually believe that shows about spoiled whores like the hills and super sweet 16 are real and not scripted. The only known cures are blindness, an education, pshyciatric therapy, viagra, maturity, a job, and sushi.
My daughter either has down syndrome or MTV delusion disorder so she is goin 2 da mental institution
by chachaddict April 14, 2009
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personality disorder

A disorder which affects the wordpsyche/word of the mental state of a person.

Often a result of an instable environment, abuse, or heavy stress.

Defined in the wordDSM-IV/word
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Conservative Originality Disorder

A disorder that plagues conservatives on the internet. Conservative Originality Disorder or COD occurs when conservatives steal a creative argument or term from people that disagrees with them and changes it around to uses against their critics. This most often results in ConservaFail. See cheap shot

For Example a original term like Conservative Hate Culture gets turned into Liberal Hate Culture by some butthurt conservative.

COD often comes along with ignorance toward their own hypocritical ways as well as a snobby attitude towards those who don't agree with them.
The Person that who copies this term is suffering from "Conservative Originality Disorder"
by Persecute me at your own peril November 22, 2010
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Obsessive David Disorder

Also known as Obsessive David Archuleta Disorder, ODD, and ODAD, it is the disorder many contract once hearing American Idol Season 7 runner-up David Archuleta sing. Symptons include but are not limited to:

*Constantly checking fansites for news about David, especially FanBlast and Fans Of David.
*Excessive screaming at the sight, sound, or (in severe cases) thought of David.
*A multitude of posters in your room and/or pictures of David on your computer.

See the complete list of symptons at DavidArchuletaFanBlast.com (there are 81 known characteristics, at last count).

One must experience symptons of ODD for at least 21 days before he or she is officially diagnosed.

There is no cure so far. However, no one wants to be cured of it, so research for a remedy has not begun.

NOTE: ODD is most common in females, but can also be found in males.
Girl: Doctor, I'm scared! I think I might be really sick!
Doctor: Why, what's wrong?
Girl: I can't stop thinking about David Archuleta! Everything reminds me of him! I even ate lettuce for lunch, and I usually hate lettuce!
Doctor: How long have you been experiencing these symptons?
Girl: For at least a month.
Doctor: Ah, I see. There's nothing to worry about. You just have Obsessive David Disorder.
Girl: Oh. YAY! XD
by Kissestotheheart February 12, 2009
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