Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong

The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.
hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes
by mike sphynx July 30, 2010
mugGet the Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dongmug.

ding dong bitch

Kind of like ding dong ditch except for before you ring the doorbell you write "bitch" on a piece of paper and tape it on their door. Then, you ring the doorbell and run. You do this to people you don't like.
by weekicks. April 22, 2009
mugGet the ding dong bitchmug.

ding dong daddy diego

A Bitching Motherfucka That gets all the hoes, Good and Bad, Man and Women
You should never question him
by Ding Dong Daddy Diego May 25, 2018
mugGet the ding dong daddy diegomug.

Slama-lama ding-dong

N. a home run catchphrase popularlized by Fox announcer Joe Buck in a Budweiser commercial
Ortiz hits in back, way back, and...slama-lama, ding-dong!
by Chuck from Maine December 22, 2004
mugGet the Slama-lama ding-dongmug.

Ding-Dong Sing Along

When two or more women perform oral sex on one man.
"Oh man the other night my girl was going down on me in the living room and her roommate walked in and was all turned on so i said "Go ahead, join in, its a regular Ding-Dong Sing Along!"
by RichardSlinger April 11, 2010
mugGet the Ding-Dong Sing Alongmug.

Ding Dong Jello Wack

To fill a magnum condom with jello and smack in the face as to leave spermiside on someone unknowingly as they open the door.
We wanted to play ding dong ditch, but we wanted to do something more risky so we played a exciting game of Ding Dong Jello Wack.
by Dike Mink March 25, 2008
mugGet the Ding Dong Jello Wackmug.

boom boom ding dong

How to ask for anal sex from a Thai sex worker.
"Fah ten dolla mah I geev you boom boom ding dong long time"
by LOS Angle May 6, 2007
mugGet the boom boom ding dongmug.

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