Sexual Dialysis

Having sex with someone much younger than yourself to rejuvenate your sex life.

You should hook up with that 22 year old because it’s good for the blood, like sexual dialysis.

by MissQueenT December 18, 2019

Nipple Dial

This classic phrase hails from the inevitable act of setting your phone down on your chest without activating the sleep function.

Increased cases of this phenomenon spike when users are in the chat feature of a popular selfie sending app.

You've heard of a butt dial, but have you ever been nipple dialed?

by Fullest May 28, 2020

Crack Dial

When you call someone’s phone a bunch of times at 3 a.m., usually intoxicated but not always sometimes they’re just bored. The person on the other end usually doesn’t answer at all, because, well, they’re asleep...

Demi: I’m bored and can’t sleep, I’m gonna call Chris a bunch of times and see if he wakes up.
Sarinah: NO! Don’t crack dial Chris again because he’ll block your ass so quick.

by Crackadoodledoo September 22, 2020

butt dial face call

When your really old.... wait reallllly old dad accidentally calls. You know he didn't MEAN to call, but it would've been nice to hear from him anyways... :' (

Daniel: Man I was really excited the other day when I thought I was gonna get to talk to my dad... But who am i kidding it was definitely a butt dial face call.
Chadley: Wow that really sucks bro. The old BDFC... Maybe YOU should reach out next time.

by KewlestPoster17 March 4, 2021

Da Bomb Didalee

Some stupid idiot that went years without realizing it was "BOMB DIGGITY" but keeps saying "Bomb Didalee" instead...

That dinner was the Da Bomb Didalee! - Pedro

by RosaDeLaRosa August 24, 2019

I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

One of the best lines in "Undertale the Musical" by LHUGHNEY.

I've got no patience, got no resolve. I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.

by Terraria_OOF January 5, 2021

dial pad

to call someone on a cellular device

me: i want one pone to be elifve to meet ou
except the tyhping isn't making sense
3:15 AM and your number
i can dial pad it
better than this shit
give me nubmers
3:16 AM PHIL
i AM COLD

by I AM COLD April 16, 2009