slap dicking around

Doing a pointless activity for no reason but to piss away time.

I had nothing to do so I started slap dicking around with my dong for about an hour.

by Pussy master January 22, 2014

The Dickies

One of the longest lasting US punk bands today. Formed in the San Fernando Valley, CA. The Dickies sing about Southern Californian life. This band was heavly influenced by The Ramones. The Dickies have a very bouncy sound thats fun to listen to.

Stukas over Disney Land is a fun song about the theory of Walt Disney being a nazi.

by ian w. July 3, 2005

The Dicking

With a meaning as versatile as its possible implementations, the "Dicking" can be used to represent innumerable situations. It can be, hot, cold, heavy, resilient, vigorous, spicy, or any number of things; indeed, the qualifying adjective is instrumental to the "Dicking"'s proper use. Of course, the "Dicking" can be used to indicate dicking's more basic meaning (i.e. to engage in sexual intercourse), but the more creative the implementation, the more powerful the dicking.

That thizz was the all-night dicking!

You don't have your homework, Billy? Prepare for heavy dicking!

All day with the dicking, all night with the cock-smoking! The ultimate punishment!

Smoke kush, for everyone knows that diesel is naught but the most heated of dickings.

Lay down completely still, the dicking must be perfect.

by Purveyor_of_Dicking August 20, 2010

Dirty Dicking

Having unprotected sex with mutiple people

That guy is known for dirty dicking. He has 3 women pregnant at the same time.

by The-Optimistic-Lioness September 26, 2017

Dicking Around

Doing something other people consider unproductive or something that really is unproductive, usually when you should be doing something else.
Syn: Procrastination, fucking off, wasting time, wanking, being idle, being a phony, bullshitting.

When I'm home sick, I spend all day dicking around on the internet.
I was dicking around when I had an epiphany.
She thought he liked her, but he was just dicking around.
Only a master can bring dicking around to a new level and turn it into an art.

by MadamexXx March 17, 2009

dicking about

To do absolutely nothing constructive and be completely useless to the point where it can aggravate others, who then view the individual doing nothing as a dick.

Fred and I were trying to build the doghouse, but he was too busy dicking about with the hammer i gave him-

by yorgin borsef August 7, 2014

Dickie Durbin

Dickie Durbin.

1) An untrustworthy US Senator from Illinois.

2) An untrustworthy condom

I was two knuckles deep in this chick when she said, “We will no longer surrender our country to the false song of globalism”. That’s when I knew that I was going balls deep. So I grab my “Dicky Durbin”, slap it on, and dive in. I’m trying to knock the back wall out and she yells “They’re turning the frickin frogs gay” and it was like millions of lives screamed out and were suddenly silenced. I was literally shaking. To my horror I found out my “Dickie Durbin” busted shortly before I did. She then tells me that “You knew Dickie blew DACA” and “You can’t trust Dickie Durbin”. But she was a trooper . She flipped over and told me to throw it in her “Haiti”

by Willyfisterbottom January 17, 2018