Urban Distraction

When you go to Urban Dictionary to look up a particular word or phrase, and get distracted by the Word of the Day and completely forget what you were going to look up.

I have no idea what the meaning of the word I was going to look up, but at least I know what a Street Creep is!

Damn, I got caught by another Urban Distraction.

by Jake the Ninja February 2, 2010

Ass Destruction

When you fuck someone in the ass so hard that their butthole/vagina rips and blood comes pouring out

Damn she felt ass destruction so hard it started bleeding

by 69Big69Rod69 May 12, 2018

being a distraction

Someone who is doing something/saying something, that takes people away from what they are doing, and causes them to focus on you.

Noah telling me about him and his girlfriend was "being a distraction" to me getting my homework done.

by Ballers desire May 4, 2014

weapon of destruction

A large penis

Yeaaa she knows about my weapon of destruction

by Your Mother's Pie January 14, 2017

weapons of mass destruction

A weapons system only allowed for US,Russia,France, UK, China and Israel. Other countries with ambitions of owning such systems will be Bush-wacked at billions and billions dollars of cost to the unemployed American taxpayer.

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

Distraction

A new show (As of February 2005) on Comedy Central, it's alright.

There was this one bit where the host would give the capital of a country, and the contestants would have to name the country...The tricky bit is after they buzzed in, they'd get a bottle smashed over their head.

Host: Madrid
Contestant: *buzz*
Man: *smashes bottle over head of contestant*
Contestant: Duhh...uhh...Italy...

by A non-e-mouse February 3, 2005

derection

The opposite of an erection. Usually caused by witnessing either someone who is hideously ugly.

a: 'Oh my god did you see that aboslute mole.'
b: 'Yes, she gave me a derection.'

by LOX_Lox June 16, 2007