De-search

Skimming a topic reading a maximum of five lines and then thinking you know everything about it.

You didn't even De-search before blurting out that insanely stupid shit.

by Realistic Nihilist March 11, 2015

De-bored

(Verb) dee bord - to make somebody in an entertained and in a satisfied state of mind; not bored.

"im boooorrred and i know you'll DE-BORED me. i dont think thats even a word, but oh well. its my new word. we can put it in the dictionary."

by Chris Konce June 26, 2008

de-loosify

To make something feel tighter, such as a vagina, screws, orange juice lids and vaginas.

1. Slim Bavis made the big switch to Tropicana from Minute Maid Orange Juice, because he was unable to de-loosify the lid.

2. Dan Jewell's large member has pulverized many vaginas, causing them to resort to Vaginercises which in turn will de-loosify that nappy dugout.

by Dan Jewell March 24, 2005

De-sheath

To temporarily remove one's foreskin, such that one may engage in dick-to-dick combat with their genitals, without damaging their precious foreskin.

Friend 1: Yo bruh, you wanna sword fight?
Friend 2: Aye bruh, lemme de-sheath first

by Dr Wizard May 2, 2018

De-Evolve

To de-evolve is to evolve backwards from homo erectus to hairy knuckle dragging idiot.

My homie has been hitting the weights so hard he looks like a silverback, that boy de-evolved.

by Fireberg July 6, 2015

De-decorating

1. The mess you make throwing things everywhere trying to find something important.
2. The opposite redecorating

Her: Good grief it's a mess in here.

You: Oh sorry about that I had to do some De-decorating when I was looking for my car keys.

by Deezo88 March 31, 2009

de-ghettofy

Getting rid of the people in your social network who have the values or behavior of ghetto peeps. They got in by accident but they clearly don't belong in your social circle.

Aminata, thank you for helping me de-ghettofy my Facebook, easy way, by de-friending me.

by Wrong Name July 31, 2011