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Double Decker

The act of sitting in ones lap while he or she is sitting on the toilet. The individual on bottom produces excrement into the bowl of the toilet while the individual on top produces excrement between the bottom individual's legs thereby creating the "upper" portion of the deck.

*Often confused with an UPPER DECKER, in which one individual produces excrement into the upper tank of the toilet.*

*See also: Upper Double Decker
Roommates Ezekiel and Jebediah both consumed too many matzah balls and were locked in a heated stand-off over who may use the toilet first. They decided to compromise and perform a DOUBLE DECKER.
by PapaPete September 29, 2011
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deeker

deeker is a site with diaper stories.
by unknown April 9, 2005
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Upper Decker

When you go in the TOP tank of the toilet. Best used at a party or with an audience.
Aw, man! Someone pulled an upper decker!
by Goldgoatturd February 20, 2009
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lower decker

The opposite of the upper decker, which involves leaving a fresh pile of feces on the floor next to the toilet, but none actually in the toilet. The lower decker can be used in many situations, such as the workplace or enemies homes.
"Dude, I totally did a lower decker in the men's bathroom."
by simechkr May 12, 2006
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deisel dyke

these are lesbians a.k.a "butch" that have short hair and are very manly. they are usually large and scary but can also be smaller in stature. some even have mullets and wear their ovaries on the outside in place of testicles.

variations such as bull dyke.
in comes john all beat up.
jeff: holy shit john what happened to you?

john: i saw this manly lesbian and called her a deisel dyke. then she proceeded to beat 7 shades of shit out of me.
by swedgin September 11, 2009
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When a person of the female sex has braces and wants to perform oral sex on your heat seeking moisture missle, but you dont want her to.
Man, that bitch is hot! i wish she'd blow my one-eyed trowser trout....wait.....wait....oh man, braces....? Never mind she's a black and decker pecker wrecker
by Just EN Credible September 18, 2006
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deaked

When one gets soooo hammered he or she falls asleep in a bizarre place (on toilet, in bathtub, on roof) and then proceeds to defecate while still asleep.
Bro1: Thomas is absolutely destroyed right now.
Bro2: Yeah man he's gaboed.
Bro3: NO. He hasnt gone to the hospital yet. But he does smell like he shat himself.
Bro1: Yeah man he got deaked.
by Tomtay October 26, 2011
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