Customer Data

Code for NSFW content such as porn. Allows plausible deniability while you clean up desktop before a screenshare.

- Rajid: Please share your screen sir
- Derek: Of course... give me one sec while I make sure I'm not accidently exposing my... Customer Data

by Rathmagar March 11, 2020

Data

1.) Good looking, sexy

2.) Sexual intercourse, fooling around

1.).
-Damn bro did you see Melissa in class today?
-Yea man she’s so data

2.)
-Yo I saw you leave with that girl at the party on saturday? Did you get data?!
-Nah man she had a girlfriend

by D123L123 March 21, 2020

browsing data

The cleanest thing men have.

Person 1: Jarred haven't you used your new computer?

Person 2: Yeah.

Person 1: Where's your Browsing Data

by NoUhAhNataNeverHELPMEHIDETHEM November 23, 2020

Data table

Data table data table data table data table data table data table
By far superior to every other way to collect data.

Person#1: "Hey, we should make a spreadsheet from all this data."
Person#2: "Why would we waste the opportunity to make a data table?"

by Greeeen June 8, 2020

Data table

Data table data table data table data table data table data table
By far superior to every other way to collect data.

Person#1: "Hey, we should make a spreadsheet from all this data."
Person#2: "Why would we waste the opportunity to make a data table?"

by Greeeen June 8, 2020

Big Data Gaslighting

A technique of modifying historical data to magically contain data it used to not have, so that you can avoid blame about not having the right data in the first place.

Funny how when I complained about the zip-codes all bring blank from last year, then it all suddenly appeared! Must be Big Data Gaslighting.

by Jonathan Putz September 17, 2020

data

So you hate me right now and your knees are hurting? ☺️ Is that correct

Just trying to filter info out of data

by Krkič September 18, 2020