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wet cushion

The act of urination in another's anal cavity. Although completely absurd, it is erotic in the most fecal kind of way. Apparently the piss running through and out of one's asshole is a sensation only one who is in touch with all five senses could fathom.
1.)"Christina gave Stephen a wet cushion, what the fuck?"
2.)"Josh wet cushioned that bitch last night."
3.)Justin was completely turned on, after explaining the act of the infamous "wet cushion" to Katie, they proceeded in doing the ungrateful yet exotic act of sexual pleasure.
by xxPlasmaMulletxx August 1, 2006
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purple cush

dank that is the actually purple in color, extremely potent, one hitter quitter, one of the highest quality strains of weed known
The purple cush hits smooth mixed with the flavored tobacco in the hookah.

The best way to enjoy the purple cush is with a fresh clean glass pipe.
by the_infinitesimal October 16, 2004
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cushty

happiness, in good order. Romany word used by super-chav Jamie Oliver. Kushtipen was once the English Romany word for 'happiness' from a Persian word meaning 'happiness' see kushti, kushty, cushti
easy-peasy, kushti
by klidenengro February 13, 2004
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cishet

An abbreviation of cisgendered or cissexual heterosexual: a person that identifies as the sex they were born as, and are attracted to people of the sex opposite of theirs, who are usually also cisgendered or cissexual. Mostly used in social justice circles to describe people commenting on LGBT+ matters when they probably shouldn't be.

Disclaimer: use of labels might be seen as limiting, marginalizing or alienating. Attraction also applies to romantic attraction: heteroromantic, homoromantic, etc.
Bob identifies as a man and is attracted to women; therefore, he is a cishet.
by 42886270 April 19, 2013
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colon crusher

1.A homosexual who performs balls deep anal intercourse on his male counterpart.

2. Another name for a homosexual.
1. It took James several days to walk normal again after he received a colon crusher from Bill.

2. If you walk into a gay bar, you are more than likely to see more than just one colon crusher.
by agent6 March 5, 2011
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cushing

I'm just chillin at home cushing.
by Sniglefloyd March 26, 2009
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crushendo

Stands for Crying, Shitting and Wanking at the same time
A Crushendo is something best performed at an ex's wedding as a token of the passing of the beacon.
by SovietUchiha September 13, 2010
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