Crank Dat Spiderman

After jizzing in your hand, you whip the cum at the girls face with your hand posed like Spiderman when he spins a web.

Guy 1: I'ma Crank Dat Spiderman dat ho'!!

Guy 2: Yo, make sure you film that shit, LOL!

by Tristan S.H. December 2, 2007

Crank it

A term originated from the music industry to command an individual to "turn up the volume.

Joseph: Hey man this show is going great!
Scott: Yea man but you really need to Crank it on this next song.
Joseph: Sure thing Scott!

by lyfesvrbby May 22, 2008

crank skank

any female that will do anything for crank and i mean anything.Usually
skinny,teeth missing,eyes set back
in sockets.Beware for they all carry
s.t.d,s.

Patty that crank skank,tried to give oral sex for my stash.

by long schlong November 17, 2007

tank your crank

A phrased used to politely tell a cranky jack ass to shut the hell up or to contain their bad mood.

Person One: Hey man do you want a pickel?

Person Two: What the hell man, you know i hate pickels, why would you even offer me one you asshole!

Person One: Whoooaa there buddy, tank your crank!

by Breanne Kuhnhausen February 20, 2009

Crank Dat

A stupid-ass hip pop fad started by a song (crank dat soulja boy) by the talentless southern rapper Soulja Boy.

There's at least a million of songs that have the words "crank dat" in it, and they're all repetitive, stupid, and have no lyrical meaning whatsoever. It's just another bunch of retarded club songs that people are gonna forget about in a few months.

Here are a few of these shit-tastic songs:

Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Crank Dat Spiderman
Crank Dat Peter Pan
Crank Dat Yank
Crank Dat Batman
Crank Dat Superman
Crank Dat Lion King
Crank Dat Jump Rope
Crank Dat Weezy Wee

You can already tell that they're horrible just by reading their titles.

by Billy The Man January 5, 2009

Crank off

Masterbation. A slang term for male masterbation.

Dude, you can't trust your girl's birth control. You better just crank off alone in the tub and leave her alone.

by jwells1234 September 3, 2009

yank my crank

To Masturbate; or jerk someone off

Tom asked Shawn to yank my crank

by Bigdaddyln July 11, 2006