couche-tard

origins: convenience store in montreal with horny owl winking where anyone can buy cheap booze (cocconut drive, five dollar wine)

meaning: cust + douche + retard

Whoever thought that girls getting pig roasted is cool is a fucking couche-tard... unless they have an apple in their mouth.

by sexy farmer March 22, 2007

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crouching fox

When a woman digs a hole in the middle of the living room floor and gets her boyfriend/hubby to come and gizz in the hole. Then the woman crouches over it and sticks her nose into the mess. While the woman is occupied doing this, her partner runs outside, gets a tree branch, brings it in, and starts giving the girl anal. While doing this, the girl must be making fox noises.

" Tammy, why is there a hole in the middle of your living room?"
" Oh, me and Jim tried out the crouching fox."

by Spermicide February 10, 2008

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Croucher • crouche • crouche fart • Crouched • crouched potato • Croucher Humour • corner croucher • couched • Couche Tard • crotched

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

A game where you masturbate as close to your parents (or other loved ones) as possible without them being aware of your explicit activity. If they catch you, you lose. For an extra challenge, watch porn on full volume while playing.

Person #1: Dude, last night I played Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon while my parents were watching TV. I came three times!
Person #2: Sick, bro!

by Spendexx March 4, 2015

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Crochester

Derogatory term for the city Rochester, MN.
i.e. Croch & ester.
The motto should be: Rochester, the only city in Minnesota to consistently vote Republican!

Oh my god I want to get the hell out of Crochester a.s.a.p.!!

by Hoynga April 23, 2005

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