liebig condenser

1: A device consisting of a inclined glass tube surrounded by flowing water used to distill liquids in a science lab

2: Someone who over simplifies a subject to the extent of lying about it

Jeff simplifies stuff so much.

"Yea he is a liebig condenser"

by gayostioporosis March 19, 2022

Mississippi air conditioner

A wet washcloth, worn on the head or around the neck, especially in a public place.

An old lady in the Walmart wore a Mississippi air conditioner on her neck as she stood in the long line.

by thjam September 19, 2014

Toilet Bowl Confetti

The dried urine, dandruff, and pubic hair found on and around a toilet bowl.

Ex.1
Jane: Our guests will be over soon, have you cleaned up the toilet bowl confetti yet?
Jack: Not yet, I was busy washing the dishes!
Ex.2
Joe: Dude this party is hella dope. Where's the bathroom though, I got a huge dump tryin' to crawl outta my powdered donut, if ya know what I mean.
Bill: It's down the hall and to the left, but watch out for the toilet bowl confetti.

by Pendleton Ward February 15, 2015

Raiders Fan Confetti

Batteries thrown by Raiders fans at the opposing teams fans.

Chiefs Fan 1 “Hey dude I just got hit in the head with a 9 volt battery,”
Chiefs fan 2 “I know man that Raiders fan confetti fucking hurts,”

by anonymous December 2, 2020

Terms and Conditions

Something no one reads

Hey you need to read the Terms and Conditions

by Trusted Guy August 25, 2022

Do you condemn Hamas?

Hamas is the de facto governing entity of the Gaza Strip, Occupied Palestine. Hamas is considered a terrorist organisation in part (Al Qassam Brigades) or in full by a handful of Western countries. Following the Oct 7 attacks in southern Israel, Western media outlets have repeatedly asked their guests on air this question to make them explicitly express their opinions on Hamas. This has been used so often that it becomes a way of greetings just like “how are you?”

Hi! Long time no see. Do you condemn Hamas?

by lettucebeet November 9, 2023

Condemned

Adj: Used to Show fear, or a sudden jump in heart rate in responce to a sight of horror. Causes oneself to stand in corners where the rest of the room, and or all doors in the room are visible.

Oh Snap Jack, Thats Was Some Condemned shit right there!

by Nick Delieto July 16, 2008