Computerspoon

The spoon kept near your personal computer.

Used to decrease the time it takes for yummy, yummy pre-packaged snacks (yogurt, jelly, diced fruit etc.)to get from the container to your belly.

Aids in streamlining the afternoon snack process.

To be changed\rotated at the discretion of the user.

Paul: Ahh...home after a long day of school *gets fruit cup from fridge*

Hm...I will now need a spoon so as not to spill on myself...I COULD walk to the kitchen, or I could use my handy, dandy COMPUTERSPOON!

by Wheresmytunafish? September 13, 2007

computer-off

to jack off with computer porn

man i just computer-off and my i cummed all over my moniter

by justinaimers June 23, 2008

Computer Shooter

Noun: One who partakes in the viewing of pornographic material on ones computer and proceeds to ejaculate on the screen and/or keyboard, and occasionally the mouse.

"That Computer Shooter got cum on my keyboard!"

by SHOOTER6969 April 24, 2009

computer hooters

Digitally enhanced female breasts.

Alice: "Stop drooling over that photograph. Those are computer hooters".
Ralph: "Hommina-hommina-hommina!!!"

by ICSHialeah August 7, 2009

computerilliteraphobia

n. the fear of not having the knowledge needed to read or write computer terminology or how to apply it to specific work; adj. a description of behavior associated with the fear of not knowing how to use computer language in daily computer activities. First used by J.N. on November 5,2009, an inspirational, motivational sister.

Geek want-to-be's have sometimes been diagnosed with computerilliteraphobia as they often have the inability to read or write computer language.

by littlej1445 November 29, 2009

Computer Mode

The condition that arises when one spends a great amount of time working behind a computer such that communication with a human is a challenge and often degraded. The condition can be identified by one's inability to answer simple questions such as "Want to go to lunch?" or "What are your plans for the weekend?" A typical reply would start with "Umm" followed by a stuttering and slurring of words resulting in a lack of ability to carry a conversation with a human.

Colleague: "What are your plans for the weekend."

The Reply: "Umm, yeah. The weekend? Yeah. What about it? Is that tomorrow?"

Colleague (still hasn't given up on the conversation): "Have anything fun planned?"

The Reply: "Uhhh -for what?"

Colleague: "Man, you're stuck in computer mode."

by A-No. July 17, 2010

Computer Bladder

Needing to wiz, but to attached to the screen to pull your eyes away.

I need to wee, but this video hasn't finished yet, and my sister is screaming at me to get off and will surely steal my place! God forsake you computer bladder!

by KingSnotty July 11, 2011