confusedicated

a state of utter confusion in which one can no longer function normally.

you should have known i was confusedicated and ignored me.

by MunchOnThat1000 September 30, 2012

Compusexual

n. A person who basically lives alone, often in their parent's basement, and a virgin whose only sexual contact is online porn and hentai anime.

"That dude really needs to get laid".
"It'll never happen. As long as the Internet is up, he'll be a compusexual."

by Captain Barbacana October 5, 2013

Cumfused

Extreme disorientation associated with ejaculation.

Jenna: "So...how'd last night go?!..."
Christie: "It was good...really good, I think I blacked out...?"
Jenna: "You think, what do you mean you weren't even drinking?"
Christie: "Well...I came so hard I forgot where I was or what I was doing, I was so cumfused..."
Jenna: "Whoa...that's cool..."
Christie: "It was cool...it was really cool."

by rat_prince August 25, 2014

confuselaged

deeply confused, quantified to the size of "the main body of an aircraft."

Midge: "An ideal point source distributes light equally in all directions."

Bob: "Then what's an non-ideal point source? Im so confuselaged"

by Mintylikesdictionaries March 31, 2015

confuse and screw

the act of confusing someone and this leading them into having sex with you. it has been found that the more you confuse the person, the more interested they will be in having sex with you.

He took her to the party and then didn't talk to her the entire time. When they got back to his house, they had sex. It was the ole confuse and screw.

by magentaorange June 21, 2016

confuseleding

When your trying to explain something and fail miserably its a mix of confused puzzeling and throw an in gon the end for the fun of it.....mint

This is so confuseleding

by bobster the lobster May 16, 2017

confusedicus

denotes a state of confusion...portmanteau of confused and Confucius

Some people are very basic, you use even the simplest dry sarcasm, which is very obviously tongue-in-cheek, and they get all confusedicus

by humorus_definicus June 22, 2017