Clopping

Clopping is the act of chewing and stomping around a street creating a clicking noise.

Wow that horse is really clopping around the street.

by JustaWhiteBoyYaEard November 25, 2022

clopulation

To "ride" your huge four-legged equine buddy while you're out for a rhythmically-clacketing "ride".

Having sex wif a horse while he's cantering along can be a bit of a challenge of physics and engineering. One way to attain successful clopulation might be to attach da saddle backwards and underneath his belly instead of on his back, so dat you're positioned underneath your huge "stud-muffin" and facing in reverse towards his hind legs; strap da stirrups across his back wif a belt to provide support for your feet, so dat you won't succumb to da pull of gravity during said delightful operation.

by QuacksO February 9, 2023

Cloppedogrel

1. A buffoon; an idiot.
2. A clumsy person.

"I can't believe I have to work with that cloppedogrel again today."

by sassyimprovlass May 16, 2023

Clopped

If someone is both clapped and a clock.

Your mum is clopped.

by OGShadowShard May 31, 2023

Clopper

A large or fat vagina

I finally had sex with Sally, turns out she has a clopper

by Drizz Alvaro March 4, 2024

Clopping

Masterbaiting to My Little Pony smut, corn, hentai etc. Typically used by Bronies, fanboys of My Little Pony.

"I think I'm gonna start clopping to this smutty fic"

by P00RY March 10, 2024

Clopping

The act of masturbating to My Little Pony porn, a term usually used by the brony fandom.

Person 1: *fap fap fap fap fap fap*
Person 2: hey what's going on he-JESUS CHRIST ARE THOSE HORSES?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Person 1: Uh... um.... I was just, er.... clopping?
Person 2: ...I appreciate the honesty but still what the fuck.

by Charuzu June 17, 2024