The Clench Instinct

When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.

Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.

Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.

by erwkjls;lkqy54gb March 18, 2019

Pussy Clencher

A person who is acting like a pussy or a bitch. This person is too afraid to follow through with an act.

Guy 1: “Did you see Mark yesterday too afraid to stand up to his girl.”
Guy 2: “Yeah he was acting like such a pussy clencher.”

by Fauxbo January 11, 2019

Tom Clancy

Someone who is a follower or worshipper of Tom Clancy. Usually a fatass who claims to know a lot about firearms.

I am a Tom Clancy and I have read his first novel, The Hunt For Red October

by YuOfTheNight November 11, 2019

Tom Clancy

An adjective which describes something stealthy or something that has been done in a Tom Clancy game or book

A: Hey I took some gum from my parents’ cupboard and they didn’t even notice

B: Wow that’s very Tom Clancy of you

by YuOfTheNight October 24, 2019

Booty Clench Turkey Legs

A sudden clench in a turkeys buttocks down to it's legs. Often used as a joke for memes.

Why was the math book so sad?
Person: I don't know, why?
Booty Clench Turkey Legs
Person: What?

by Taida.uwu March 15, 2020

Anal Clencher

Something that really makes the anus clench. For example, something happens which is totally unexpected and shocking.

Coen: I was doing an obby in Roblox but fell near the end and had to restart from the beginning.

Brody: Damn son, that's one real anal clencher right there.

by Teej Maheej April 9, 2020

gut clencher

When you laugh so hard at a joke or video that you have to grab your stomach just to help you breath

Those Markipler videos are gut clenchers I'm not even kidding

by daddylion July 5, 2020