pipe cleaning

when you receive an orgasmically felacio from a chick; usually its when you haven't received a felacio in a while

last night mandy cleaned my pipe and i busted all in her face

by weasel April 23, 2005

'Bitch cleaning'

When someone gatekeeps all the chores just to lord it over everyone else.

"Cheryl just 'bitch cleaned' the office kitchen again. Did you see her email?"

"Let's meet up. I can't be at home right now. Ryan is 'bitch cleaning' the house like it's on fire."

"Ughh. Ty is 'bitch cleaning' the group project. He just did all the analysis, tables and graph's last night like a squirrel on PCP and is now giving us all the silent treatment. Group projects are such a stroll though hell..."

by Iplantree June 21, 2018

Cleaning

The act of breating in massive amounts of lysol in order to get high

hey joe i'm cleaning later u want to come? yeah i'll bring the lysol!

by CCMMB April 27, 2011

Spring Cleaning

The act of having sex with a woman who thinks their period is over only to find out after-wards that it wasn't as over as you thought.

Woman: hey I think it's over!
Man: sweet!

Then afterwards...

Man: hey looky! I think I found some stuff you lost while spring cleaning!
Woman: you better go take a shower...

by TheBlackBeast March 17, 2010

Spring Cleaning

When a woman/man drinks and licks off all of a womans/mans cum so as to be sparkley clean inside the vaginal or dick area and out.

I'll give you a good spring cleaning tonight.

by dnation December 2, 2007

self-cleaning oven

when a criminal becomes the victim of a crime because he victimized someone at an earlier time; in other words, karma comes back on the criminal, the problem takes care of itself without the need for police or legal intervention. In theory, eventually all crime should diminish because of this theory, the oven should clean itself.

"Man, that banger got shot because he jacked those same dudes last week...it's okay because now his crew will roll back on them...they don't want to make a police report, it's a self-cleaning oven."

by Travislicious April 5, 2008

cleaning rape

the act of being forced to clean against ones will.

Person 1: (crying) I was forced to wash dishes, do laundry, clean the bathroom, mop and vacuum!

Person 2: Its ok, it's not your fault.

Person 1: I was cleaning raped!

by underarmourfixated August 19, 2011