Crippling Boner

When you get a boner so hard you are unable to walk.

I can't stand up right now i have a crippling boner!

by Impaler118 February 9, 2017

Cripple Mode

When you are absolutely plastered on xanax and alcohol and cannot even comprehend what reality is. It is seemingly a wormhole of darkness. It's xantastic.

"Man I sure was in cripple mode after taking five xanax and drinking a whole 5th of vodka!"

"Damn dude I don't even remember last night, I must have been in cripple mode."

by YGproductions May 24, 2017

Crippling-Oppression

This is what feminists think they have.

Feminist- I have crippling-oppression.

by "Obama Bin Laden" June 5, 2018

Crippie

A physically handicapped hippie

That crippie’s chair is really squeaky, I don’ t think he has oiled his wheels since Woodstock.

by DopeyBoyRon May 11, 2018

crippled annie

Noun a little sister under age of 5, that cannot walk. Thus needing help from siblings. A jibe used to convince the child to get up and Walk..

Dont be a Crippled Annie. Shake it off

by Crippled annies me too movemen July 29, 2018

Cripple Cream

Smashing her puss so hard that she can’t walk right the next day.

Did you see Jessica in town yesterday? She was waddling around like her legs didn’t work. For sure Paul gave her the old cripple cream.

by musinon July 2, 2019

Crip

The Word Crip can mean anything from Fucking awesome to absolute dog shit. Use it as you wish.

"Holy fuck Susan, your cloths are Crip."
"Fuck me sideways, these players are Crip man"
"Woahhhh, Crip dude"
"oh fuck sake, that was not Crip"

by YeeOldOne February 21, 2021