citrus kiss

An auto-erotic sex act in which a male nails or otherwise attaches a dildo to a wall or other similar structure and proceeds to use the dildo for self stimulation anal style. Named for the appearance of the participant's face during the act which often resembles the facial expression produced by sucking on a cut lemon.

Yo! I hear that dude is into some weird stuff man. Like citrus kisses.

by blahblahblahblahblah45 March 12, 2011

The CITROËN

If you do two girls laying on top of each other facing the same direction with the belly on the floor and their legs spread like the citroen sign.

Dude yesterday i totally did The CITROËN with those two chicks from the bar.

by Mo G, Jan H, Regner L February 23, 2011

Citroen Berlingo

Literally 0-60mph in 16 second.

Jared ran over the grandma in his Citroen Berlingo.

by Gandhi’s flip flop April 22, 2019

cutrocious

Something so sickeningly cute one can't help but be repulsed by it.

OMG! Did you hear that couple baby talking to each other? It was so cutrocious I almost gagged!

by Kaidan January 16, 2008

Citric sex

The act of carving out a whole in a citrus fruit (orange, tangerine, grapefruit, etc.), popping the fruit in the microwave for a minute, and than engaging in intercourse with said piece of fruit.

Hey, while your out, can you pick up a grapefruit. i wanna get my citric sex on latter.

by B-hood scribe March 14, 2011

Citrical

A play on the word critical and citrus, since lemons are citrus fruits. Only used in the song Lemon Demon by Lemon Demon.

"Oh, he's a little over citrical!"

by it's (not) lemon demon! January 28, 2021

citrineiskewl

Coolest dude of all time actually better than you!

Citrineiskewl is the best oh yeahhh

by Voidiskewl June 12, 2021