crimpling

The act of spiining a non-retracted mechanical pencil, and accidently stabbing yourself with it, upon a bad catch.

"Dude! I totally flubbed up, and I crimped myself, ow..."
"Dude! Stop crimpling yourself..."

by Sol Surfer January 6, 2008

complinging

Extreme Complaining.

A was complinging that Stuey wouldnt get off of myspace.

by Stuey G 85 January 11, 2008

churdling

A cats meow when she/he wants a treat

My cat is churdling, she is so happy.

by Donna Weaver April 10, 2008

Chumpinstein

A tall oversized idiot.

I couldn't see anything at the concert cause

I was stuck behind ol' Chumpinstein.

by R2-DQ February 11, 2010

chappling

an adolescent boy with a cowlick, who sells medical marijuana, and also comes sick with the grits..

Dan Belson was a wee little chappling when he worked at the old store.

by OGlilfoot March 24, 2010

chunkling

Overweight teenage girls who think they look good wearing clothing that is too tight just because it's "cute".

Did you just see that chunkling's muffin top?

by minpin6080 April 25, 2011

Chumming the internet

Intentionally eliciting emotional responses by either asking (ie:"What are your pet peeves?") or expressing a controversial opinion (ie:"
My heart goes out to all the victims in dear old Boston. MUSLIM=TERRORIST.") in order to find people to text with you.

He enjoys chumming the internet with his extreme opinions so he can practice arguing with people on-line.

by JoRokHed April 16, 2013