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short a couple chromosomes

idiom/adjective phrase: to be mentally deficient in a very noticeable manner.

Etymology:

From the fact that many cases of mental retardation involves having an abnormal number of chromosomes.

Notes:
Funnily enough, means the same thing as "to have a couple extra chromosomes". "To be short a couple chromosomes" is perhaps a more natural way of expressing the idea as it plays to the human intuition that "more is better" and also because it is very easy to imagine how someone without the normal number of chromosomes could turn out retarded; however, "to have a couple extra chromosomes" may actually be more accurate in most cases. The most common genetic cause for mental retardation is Down's syndrome, which actually involves having more chromosomes than the normal person (a third copy of chromosome 21, to be precise).
I asked Zoe why her cousin was such a manchild, and she said, "Oh, he's short a couple chromosomes."
by Choosy Floozy November 24, 2019
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Chronological Snobbery

"chronological snobbery," the uncritical assumption that her mother is hotter, whether or not this fact has been discredited. You must find why it has been discredited. Was it ever refuted (and if so by whom, where, and how conclusively) or did this opinion merely die away as fashions do? If the latter, this tells us nothing about its truth or falsehood of her hotness relative to her mom.
Bro 1:"Dude, her mom is a cougar, so much hotter. MILF."
Bro 2: "You need to get over your chronological snobbery."
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chronocracy

chronocracy n (Greek khronos, time + Greek kratia, power or rule) Ð rule by the laws of time and by the force of temporality; a form of government based on the recognition of time constraints on any form of power and the necessity for periodic change of leaders and transfer of powers on all levels. Under chronocracy, the social life is determined by the regular replacement of political, scientific, economic, and cultural trends, methods, fashions, and personnel in measured periods of time. Presidents, computers, car models, artistic trends, dress cuts, schoool textbookss, etc. have to change periodically to maintain their authoritative status as "new."
Is America a democracy and what does the term "demos" mean as applied to contemporary societies? No doubt, however, that America is a chronocracy, with a rigid system of enforced change on all levels, from political leaders to dress fashions and technological designs.
by Mikhail Epstein November 13, 2003
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chronoagoraphobia

A fear of going into unfamiliar territory plus a fear of the vast nothingness between now and then equals a fear of time travel.
As Dext approached the swirling bright lights of the time machine, his heart beat fast, his head ached, and his mouth felt dry, as if he'd been in the desert for twenty years. His last bout with Chronoagoraphobia almost kept him from travelling back in time, but this time he ignored his fears and pushed onward.
by thegarbagecollector February 27, 2008
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Chronstitution

The Chronstitution is a Constitution for Marijuana Smokers. It is a document written by smokers for smokers.

The Chronstitution is a democratic document created through voting on www.thechronstitution.com

The Chronstitution has legislative branches just like the United States and most other democratic nations of the world.

There are democratically elected positions available on the Chronstitutional Court, for the Chronstitution President, and Chronstitution Vice President.

The Chronstitution can be found at http://www.thechronstitution.com
Dude, Amendment IV. of the Chronstitution says that I have the right to paranoia, now tell me what you have on you.
by SimplemanFlorida October 6, 2008
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Chrono Cross

A scar on the face of Chrono Trigger's franchise. This game is a decent Stand-Alone title, but it is, in fact, a HORRIBLE sequel.
Chrono Cross was such a bad sequel I've decided to ignore it's ver existence as said sequel.
by R.R.Wise May 11, 2006
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Y Chromosome

Evolution's greatest mistake.
That Y chromosome over there has been raping and destroying the Earth for thousands of years.
by Merriam-Webster Unabridged August 12, 2018
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