Cooking with the full kitchen

Crossed past the point of no return, you are not just baked, you own the full kitchen. You starred on food network. You BEAT Bobby Flay.

Julia was cooking with the full kitchen when she smashed her toenails clean off with a desk chair and was hysterically laughing.

by plantlord69 July 12, 2019

cookingameing

VERB: to cook while playing roblox, only noobs that are running late but still need to play roblox will do this
NOUN: A celebrity on the internet
cookingameing is spelled wrong because this person doesn't know how to spell

yo look at this dude he a cookingameing
hey man do you wanna cookingameing at my house?
I was so late, I cookingameinged today

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Cooking With Jack

Cooking with jack is NOTHING, Fuck you egg.

E - “I’m gonna search cooking with jack on the urban dictionary.”
S - “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU’RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NONEXISTENT.”

by When You Cant Think Of A Name April 6, 2022

choking yoga

A turn of phrase that would imply you're choking during yoga but may, in fact, actually mean something else. Even if it wasn't something else, one could describe the event as choking yoga.

Anyway, so I choked earlier. I was in the middle of doing YOGA. . . when. . . all of a sudden. . . I'm swallowing into, like, that - you know that - that extra pipe back there? And all of a sudden just choking. I had to pause the video. . . go get water. Like it was just...

"Choking yoga". That's a thing now.

by Sajakain December 12, 2022

C3 (cooking chocolate challenge)

Eat one whole square of 100% dark cooking chocolate without throwing up or using anything to help wash it down or crushing it up. It can be eaten in pieces but not slivers or powder

Good Luck

Contestant: muhhnmhh HOLYY SHIT AGGHH
spectator: why would you do the C3 (cooking chocolate challenge)

by Challenge America July 12, 2012

Pressure Cooking

The act up squeezing your dick in class without your hands, so you can satisfy yourself in secret.

Friend: Dude, why are you so relaxed all the time.
You: Because, my day includes regular acts of pressure cooking
Friend: What!?
You: You Know, I squeeze my dick between my legs to satisfy myself.

by gooeylooey November 20, 2016

knee-chocking kink

when you are lying bed or a chair and your partner starting putting their knee between your legs and start putting putting their hands on your throat as your partner starts putting their knee more closer between your legs. Your partner starts to kissing all your neck and leaving love marks on your neck. As they pull your throat closer to their face. Just few inches to your face and start teasing you.

ex: knee begin starts to closer and closer until touching your stomach like knee-chocking kink

by your moms gf January 23, 2022