chooseday

Unknown english slang that means a apecific day of the week... On face value sounds like a day of the week but is not that particular day...

I will see you on chewsday, or chooseday....

Sounds like tuesday... Only a way to use a play on words... Now it becomes like meetimg a person at a corner of two parallel streets and chooseday ...

Then later you will be normally thinking and nominate a date that is choosing a day...

It may also mean cjuisday as some dialect that means a special day of being shown how there is a timeframe and if you wont choose day then you are too intellectually redundant to be anything more meaningful than two words that sound like a day of the week...

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Lesbian Home-cooked Pasta

When a lesbian makes friends with a straight girl, invites her over, and gets her wet. She is now bisexual, and she has become an example of why straight girls are like spaghetti.

Deja claims to be straight but I invited her over as a "friend" and made lesbian home-cooked pasta. She was straight until I got her wet

by NotASigmaLesbian December 30, 2021

crooked teeth

A code used to alert males to very large boobs without alerting their wives.

That girl has some crooked teeth.

by rwilly July 15, 2009

Crooked LLama

Very large erect penis that curves to one side, and shoots a massive load.

I gave Jim some head last night. His crooked llama spit all over my face.

by coolarrow7 January 17, 2011

too cooked

a phrase to describe over-ripe fruit

Dude, that kiwi is too cooked, its practically mush

by Big JAC December 18, 2005

crooked slut

A dishonest slut that tries to get with everyman to sleep with them and take their money

Fuck you, you crooked slut bitch!

by FlyAway July 23, 2011

Choked

A person that gets very cocky before playing a match and loses 3-2 to a ranga after he hits a shot through his legs, and chooses not to shake his hand.

Man, she got salty after losing to the ranga, he has defintely choked before.

by West 1977 March 19, 2019