The best god damn motherfucking shit you can put in your mouth, but the line is so fucking long and the food is expensive... which is totally worth it if you want an orgasm in your mouth.
Human: God, give me the best food you can bestow
God: Okay *hands over Chipotle*
Human: Holy shit this is fucking amazing! *has mouth orgasm*
God: Okay *hands over Chipotle*
Human: Holy shit this is fucking amazing! *has mouth orgasm*
by AreialInferno March 2, 2015
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by skyfox272 April 16, 2006
Get the chipotle mug.1) A manner in which to describe a situation or item most people are familiar with but upon closer inspection - and by comparison - are either simply inferior to other, equally-viable, less-'everyday' alternatives.
2) Generally negative way to refer to something that shouldn't be as hyped as it is.
3) Shitty, overrated, whitewashed version of something.
2) Generally negative way to refer to something that shouldn't be as hyped as it is.
3) Shitty, overrated, whitewashed version of something.
Why order Pizza Hut, that shit's hella Chipotléesque, let's just order a slice to go from the liquor store instead.
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