Chipotleon

a hybrid mutated cat, he may be dumb but he is very skibidi.

AWWWWW look how cute chipotleon is

by styxyn January 20, 2025

TinderBalls/ChipotleDick

The feeling you get when you finally land a hot tinder date, but your limp noodle dick isn't firm enough for the tactical insertion. Similar to the sad walk back home when you get an Uber only to arrive at Chipotle 10 minutes after they close.

BRO, I finally got a fan meetup with that Pornhub star, but before I could nail her, I got a horrible case of TinderBalls/ChipotleDick. Now I'll never be able to look my Mom in the eyes again after she watches my failed fuck tonight during dinner.

by Joseph Sloan TN1990 May 3, 2019

chipotlgasm

When you are having sex with someone while holding two burritos up towards the sky.

Karl had a chipotlgasm while he was making love to Anna in the back of the resturaunt.

by Big bootsy K April 15, 2014

Chipotlaid

During anal sex, getting shit on your dick because your receiver ate at Chipotle before.

I got Chipotlaid by Tye last night...

by wordsfromvicki June 5, 2015

Chipotlache

To procure a belly-ache after stuffing one's face with Chipotle.

Dude, I got a Chipotlache after eating that.

by Nellyschmelly August 18, 2015

chipocles

Frickin awesome

he is el chipocles

by K canyon May 1, 2018