Holland chimney

When during sex you fart under the bed sheets, and put your girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s head under it and keep it there.
Oh no, he did the holland chimney to me again.
by December 22, 2021
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The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.
“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”
by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024
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Broken Chimney

When you cock slap a woman in the windpipe.
Man 1: "dude why is alyssa so quiet today?"
Man 2: "I gave her a broken chimney"
by Styrea October 19, 2018
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When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.
Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?
by Cate89 March 23, 2019
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Shit chimney

I took her home and plowed her right in her shit chimney
by Jinog March 01, 2025
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Covid chimney

The president is spewing bile from his covid chimney
by October 08, 2020
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Chode Chimney

when there is no other chimney available for Santa to go through
I didnt have a chimney so santa went down the chode chimney
by January 01, 2025
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