Celeb Got PWND

When someone famous gets totally PWND.

Loser Did you hear about Winona Ryder getting caught shoplifting?
Lamer Haha, celeb got PWND!

by <insert> October 1, 2004

Celebate

Failure to abstain from sex after a vow of celibacy. Pioneered by celebrities who announce celibacy, and then proceed to break this vow soon after.

Person 1: "What happened to Paris Hilton's 1 year without sex?"

Person 2: "She went celebate"

Person 1: "Fair enough"

by sarahh=) November 15, 2009

Celebolitics

The political views of celebrities.

Dixie Chicks, Jane Fonda, Tim Robbins, Madonna, and other celebrities use their celebrity to voice their celebolitics.

by David Chidester November 11, 2006

Breaks Out Celebratory Peanuts

A new online gag made up by a witty college student. Meant to be used online with * to express a time of joy or celebration.

"Yay a new member in our social group!!" *breaks out celebratory peanuts*

"Yay a new friend on my profile!!"
*breaks out celebratory peanuts*

by FlameMaster January 19, 2009

celebrex

old person medication that people will make fun of you if you take it under the age of 65

person one: what do you take for your knees?
person two: celebrex.
person one: HAHA YOU'RE 76 YEARS OLD

by jointpainsux June 11, 2008

celebrate

To drink a lot. Drinking

Lets celebrate this weekend (Lets drink this weekend and indulge in debauchery and belligerence).

by AJ February 22, 2005

Celebration Ham

an absolutely mouth watering Ham that comes from Spider Pigs Left flanks. Drenched in gravy and covered in Honey Glaze.

Dude, Did you get the Celebration Ham?

Yah, i TOtally did. but spider pig bit off my foot in the process.

by WootAtheists February 25, 2009