Carpartment

A car that someone more or less lives in.

I was gonna ask if James could pick me up in his carpartment, but I realized that he was too busy sleeping in it.

by Dan Sharfin December 20, 2005

carpet licker

A lesbo dat likes to lick pussy.

How do yo become a lesbian? Oh thats easy hun, you just have to lick carpet. Lick carpet huh?

by joe April 23, 2003

Magic Carpet

One of the ways Indians go to work or school. Other possible ways for them to travel is to ride on their pet elephant or camel. Usually magic carpet is expensive and only the wealthy households own a magic carpet. One of the most ideal family in India has two camels for the children, 2 elephants, and magic carpet. Magic carpet is usually used when a family member is late to work/school. Also, since the magic carpet uses curry & naan as its main fuel, there is a problem with curry pollution lately in India.

Conversation of a Typical Indian Family

Son: Mom I'm going to be late to school!

Mom: Anuj, I will give you the right to use the Magic Carpet today!

by Anusman2009 October 7, 2009

carpet burns

brush burns a male or female receives on their knees, back, or face, from being fucked or fucking on a carpet floor.

did, you see Bills wife's carpet burns on her knees, and face? Yes she must have been ridden hard by her bull last night. But Bill was out of town? Exactly!

by oralb69 August 21, 2008

carpet gypsy

an undercover lesbian. one that portrays to be a lesbian in order to score men. could also be a real lesbian but has moments where men seem more appealing (usually high/drunk).

damnnnn, look at that girl score all those chicks. such a carpet gypsy.

by dordan jewert April 23, 2009

Carpe Cerevisi

Derived from Carpe Diem which means seize the day. Carpe Cerevisi means Seize the Beer.

To My Fellow Friends "Carpe Cerevisi"
Why Don't You Carpe Cerevisi.

by NobhillMafia November 24, 2009

Carperpetuation

(kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

James couldn't vacuum up the string. Carperpetuation was the only option.

by Ford escapes are nice March 26, 2010