Catholic Central 

A sausage party of white males who don’t have any women to look at in school so they spend their time slapping and squeezing each other’s butts and have nude shower party’s in the locker room but also they love to make fun of LGBTQ+ while shaving each-others backs and ass after football practice.

Look that Catholic Central boy is wearing really really short lulu lemon shorts that are riding up his ass

Catholic Central by CCISDABEST June 12, 2020

catholic volleyball 

n. Ass-eating threesome

Dustin, Jenny & I played catholic volleyball under the oak trees last night.

catholic volleyball by Twelve Oaksrehab July 17, 2020

Catholic Christianity 

Use to describe only the best types of Catholics

The almighty Catholic Christianity is better then all you guys combined

Catholic Christianity by The Almighty Catholic October 18, 2021

catholic style 

The fornication and/or sexual intercourse with a minor

Pope John Paul II totally catholic styled me!

catholic style by noncinator70 October 27, 2021

Catholic Crawl 

The 3-6 month period before a couple, one of whom is religious, has sexual intercourse for the first time.

I would go out to the bars with you guys tonight, but I'm hanging out with Stacy. I think the Catholic Crawl is finally ending tonight!

Catholic Crawl by Undeadlyish November 2, 2021

Catholic for Convenience

Can apply to two related groups.

1. Parent of a child who needs to get said child into a Catholic School. This parent and or parents haven't been to mass in at least a decade, Christmas doesn't count. They definitely have no interest in their child being indoctrinated by the clergy but need a good school for their child. Most common in the Republic of Ireland as 90% of the schools are controlled by the Vatican and you aren't getting your child enrolled with a Baptismal Cert. Can also apply to parents within the feeder area for a good Catholic school anywhere on earth.

2. A child that has been baptised to have the paperwork to get into a Catholic School. Has only been in a Roman Catholic Church once and that was for the Baptism.

Brian: "There goes Maeve Brannigan, she was only baptised last week, first time I've ever seen her in a church. 4 years old is late for baptism!

Anne:" Her parents couldn't get into St. Patrick of the Immaculate Conception without the Baptismal Cert. They've joined the 'Catholic for Convenience' Club, we'll see them in mass next at Maeve's First Communion. Can't say I blame them! It was an administrative decision!

Catholic for Convenience by Catholic For Convenience Dad December 18, 2021

Catholic Suicide

Catholic Suicide- When an individual lives a long life, he get's the dream, he get's the beautiful partner, has the beautiful family. Except he's never asked himself what he want and what it means to be happy for him, so he Kurt Cobain's himself.

Bill: He was a lovely man, but even he couldn't avoid a catholic suicide.

Catholic Suicide by PostedNotesOnWalls January 5, 2022