canned

adj.
1. Being too standardized or too uniform in nature.
2. Being a generalization.

1. The silicone made her tits look canned.
2. The suck-ass gave the professor a canned opinion of the literature.

by Pat McGoohan March 1, 2004

canned husky

(noun) sexual fetish act - a latex condom or lambskin vessel is filled with one persons fecal matter ("scat") which is then swallowed by another person. Another varient uses frozen fecal matter, which is then called a canned siberian husky.

"He asked me if I wanted a canned husky, but I declined as I just had a big lunch"

by Ridge Banks September 11, 2008

Canoes

A slang term for a cozy pair of shoes. Shoes that are particularly comfortable, are refered to as "Canoes" because you glide in them like you're floating down a river. On a par with calling your car a "Sled."

Man, these work boots are aching me something fierce. I can't wait to get home and slip on my canoes.

by bigdanshooter November 3, 2010

Canoe

An unsinkable vessel that is usually found in the water, Kummers can typically be found sailing on one that is battered, but never destroyed.

"What is that on the horizon?"

"The canoe paddling forward in a feat of never sinking no matter what."

by PitchJoe October 18, 2011

Douche canoe

A person that's so douchey that a bag is too small.

Douche canoe, When being a douche bag just won't do.

by C.R.W January 16, 2013

love canoe

A woman's vagina.

I rode Lauren's love canoe all the way down the Mississippi.

by Double Pickle Pete July 31, 2017

roast beef canoe

Thick, protruding pussy lips resembling a canoe.

The bitch was so busted, I could have paddled away in her roast beef canoe.

by Daniel Forman February 20, 2005