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Omega Caveman

When you're so tired that your forehead feels as heavy as a caveman's forehead looks.
David: Yo, bro i got up so early today and I'm definitely feeling omega caveman right now, my forehead is soo heavy.
Buncie: Why did you go back to sleep?
David: My body didn't want to.
by UrbanDad420 November 13, 2020
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Sexy Caveman

JAG with a beard.
Look at you JAG, you haven’t shaved, you’re a sexy caveman.
by Samjokarl17 August 8, 2021
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Reverse Caveman

When your dressed like Fred Flinstone and you give yourself a reach around while squatting
The best thing about wearing a kilt is dropping my shit and giving myself a reverse caveman while I'm down there.
by Tendervittles0 August 26, 2022
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to caveman

to caveman is to do something in the quickest manner possible no matter the consequences. it's often used within the realm of alternative space race history.

for example, taping a guy on a rocket and using his suit as a nosecone without bothering to add a parachute because you're just doing it to get records is cavemanning.
"with our current knowledge, we now know we could've cavemanned our way onto mars' surface before the invention of the internet."

"what's 'cavemanning'?"

"to caveman is simply to do it the best way possible"
by Sossololpipi September 15, 2022
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Discord Caveman

A Discord user who thinks they are the funniest user in the server Even though all they do is send the same 5 tenor gifs. They purely Talk with Gifs and have devolved into a caveman who has internet access
This Fucking Discord caveman keeps sending me these unfunny ass tenor gifs. Go type for once in you're life for christs sake
by nachotaco chimichaga 5065 January 28, 2024
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Desert Caveman

Jesus Christ AKA the guy that my dad likes to use against me when I misspeak/exaggerate so he can say that I lie and Jesus won’t approve.
Me:Dad I saw my dog Rosie eating her gingerbread toy. Dad: really son dog’s don’t eat gingerbread or toys quit lying Jesus (the desert caveman) won’t like that.

Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.
by Kentuckyboy June 26, 2024
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crime against cinemanity

(ˈkrīm ə-ˈgen(t)st cin· e·man· i· ty)

noun
: cinematic atrocity (such as a truly Razzie Award worthy film) that is directed especially against an entire moviegoing population or part of a moviegoing population on specious grounds and without regard to individual good taste or aesthetic sensibilities).
The Syrian refugee wept for her soul, her family, and the world as she witnessed the cruelest work humanity had to offer. She just watched and witnessed The Hottie & the Nottie (2008). That was a soul crushing crime against cinemanity experience.
by Tsarstepan December 13, 2019
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