Candy Crush It

To commence having sex with your girlfriend while she is playing the game Candy Crush.

She was ignoring me on her phone so I just began to Candy Crush It.

by Devise November 22, 2014

Cougar Candy

Noun: 1.The man, or boy in some cases, that lay prey to the aggressive predatory nature of an older female mate. Then using this mutuality relationship to live happily off the female mates money supply in return for sexual performance. 2. Candy or sugary treat eaten by a cougar.

Sue: "My john is one sweet piece of cougar candy at age 19. If only he were younger."

Jake: "I'm tired of being nothing but cougar candy for you and your lady friends at book club."

by KingofWealthfulWordsofWisdom January 22, 2011

Candy Pimp

1. A man who preys on young women due to them being naive and impressionable.

2. An older, usually wealthy, homosexual man who enjoys the company of young muscular, physically superior men. Getting what he wants and controlling them through having affluence and promises of material things.

1. Kyle: Dude, Lester has mad women!

James: Man those are young girls, he is a Candy Pimp.

2. Osei: I saw this rich lookin white dude buyin this big ass scared lookin brotha a gang of clothes at the mall this weekend!

James: That white dude was a likely Candy Pimp!

by Insurv Pimp May 1, 2014

Table Candy

table-candy (n): a person, usually a physically-attractive female, who stands or sits beside or behind a gambler at a gaming table. Generally does not participate other than to give encouragement or to cheer loudly.

The guy must have been loaded, considering the table candy standing next to him.

by Terpitude July 29, 2011

Gray candy

Older man's penis.

She said "I wanna taste that gray candy."

by Megadraggon January 11, 2017

Van Candy

The most delicious candy. It comes from a white van and it makes you sleepy.

I ate some van candy, and then I lost track of what happened. Where's my mom?

by Jared Hershowitz June 24, 2010

candy kids

Teenagers with all the brightly colored beaded bracelets and jewlry that frequent raves and may or may not do extacy and are sickly happy all the time.
Many also like care bears, rainbow brite, hello kitty, and other happy cartoons and wear merchandise with the characters on it.

"all those damn candy kids are at the rave"
"those candy kids are like rainbow bright on crack!"

by Mikmelhan September 22, 2005