Drunk Bump

A bruise or gash that you wake up with after a night of partying or heavy drinking, with no remembrance of what happened or how you got it. Occuring with the stupidity and clumsiness of intoxication.

Mike - "Woah Dude! That bruise is huge, what the hell happened?"
John - "Drunk Bump"
Mike- "that explains it.. you were REALLY shitfaced last night"

by xoxjadexxx November 30, 2009

Colbert Bump

An extreme boost in popularity after appearing on the Colbert Report.

Toby Keith appeared on the the Colbert Report and later that week his new album was number one therefore he received the Colbert Bump.

by hallway kun July 20, 2007

taco bump

when two vigina's rythmicaly collide for the enjoyment of both parties.

those dyke's are just gonna go home and bump tacos

by joe July 8, 2003

booty-bumping

(verb) The anal ingestion of a drug, administered with a syringe. The method is nearly as effective and as fast as intravenous method. As with all things there can be some unpleasant side effects depending on what chemical/drug is being injected.

Stevie could not hit a vein for shit earlier. I think he did it that on purpose because in short order after a few attempts, the fagget-singer broke the needle tip off his rig, raised up in the seat, cause I was driving when he did it, and then he worked his hands behind him and gave me a first hand demonstration of booty-bumping.

by Nikki Stixx May 1, 2021

ninja bump

When someone on an Internet Forum replys to a post, and then quickly deletes their post, so the post appears at the top of the list mysteriously

ninja bump!

by FlinxSL April 19, 2004

bumping uglies

1. sex between a male and a female

C'mon baby, lets got get a pizza and bump uglies back at my place.

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

Bobcat Bumps

A sexually transmitted disease contracted at texas state univerity, also known as herpes.

Dude i had sex with this girl in an alkek study room the other night and now i got the bobcat bumps.

by captain keystone December 11, 2010