A bruise or gash that you wake up with after a night of partying or heavy drinking, with no remembrance of what happened or how you got it. Occuring with the stupidity and clumsiness of intoxication.
Mike - "Woah Dude! That bruise is huge, what the hell happened?"
John - "Drunk Bump"
Mike- "that explains it.. you were REALLY shitfaced last night"
John - "Drunk Bump"
Mike- "that explains it.. you were REALLY shitfaced last night"
by xoxjadexxx December 01, 2009
Toby Keith appeared on the the Colbert Report and later that week his new album was number one therefore he received the Colbert Bump.
by hallway kun June 22, 2007
by joe July 08, 2003
(verb) The anal ingestion of a drug, administered with a syringe. The method is nearly as effective and as fast as intravenous method. As with all things there can be some unpleasant side effects depending on what chemical/drug is being injected.
Stevie could not hit a vein for shit earlier. I think he did it that on purpose because in short order after a few attempts, the fagget-singer broke the needle tip off his rig, raised up in the seat, cause I was driving when he did it, and then he worked his hands behind him and gave me a first hand demonstration of booty-bumping.
by Nikki Stixx May 02, 2021
When someone on an Internet Forum replys to a post, and then quickly deletes their post, so the post appears at the top of the list mysteriously
ninja bump!
by FlinxSL April 19, 2004
by Bud E Love May 15, 2003
Dude i had sex with this girl in an alkek study room the other night and now i got the bobcat bumps.
by captain keystone December 09, 2010