buff wannabe

A person, usually a male, who thinks that they have a muscular, good looking physique. This person will wear t-shirts 2 sizes too small and walk around trying to stick out their chest. Will talk about how much they work out only to be laughed at by the opposite sex because of their puny appearance. It can also be someone new to the world of weight lifting who has lifted for 2 days and thinks they are Ronnie Coleman.

Hey Jim, did you see that skinny guy at the gym yesterday? He benched 75 lbs one time then got up as I walked by and flexed like he just benched 300. I grabbed him and threw him 15 feet over to the weight machines where he needs to be. He's just another buff wannabe.

by D_Man May 1, 2006

Buff the Banana

Pete Dogg's word for spankin the monkey. Buffin ur banana is a very fun pastime wen ur extremely bored. Liam noes wat im talkin bout, he tapped himself dry once. And barnes, dont think no1 noes wat u luv doin wat CoD gets boring

"Buff it good"
"no i will not go to the deb with u hoe, i'd rather buff my banana the hole nite"

by Peter October 6, 2004

Bouffed

1. To be so full or stuffed after a meal you can't move.

2. To have drinking so much beer that you have no more room in your stomach.

Originated in Elk Grove, CA

1. That was so delicious I couldn't stop myself and now I am so bouffed.

2. I am going to bouff out tonight!

3. NO, I am to bouffed to have sex right. Leave me alone!

by Sweetbaby0330 March 12, 2010

Broffirmative Action

When your company decides to stop hiring minorities and hires a white, male, "bro" for a change.

Co-worker 1: Hey, did you hear they actually hired William?
Co-worker 2: Really? I thought we only hired Asian women?
Co-worker 1: Yeah, man. Broffirmative Action hard at work.

by UrbDickler May 11, 2011

buff

Attractive, glamorous or generally pleasing.

I went down the super market, the attendent was buff.

by Gathe November 27, 2002

buff and wax

To recieve a hand job then a blow job from another person. Usually done in strip clubs.

I went to the strip club last night and got a buff and wax.

by CraigrGage October 20, 2006

Bruffle

(~ noun.) A word used originally in Barbados to describe a 'gathering' or 'get together' at which the female:male ratio ideally 2:1 - or more; usually involving alcohol and possibly music.

A bruffle is commonly abbreviated as 'a bruff' for conversational fluidity.

Shanelle: "Hey, are you guys going to the bruffle later?
Rachel: "You bet we are!"

Jonesman: 'Yo, part de men is?'
De men: 'We in de bruff.'

5 girls + 2 guys + 1 bottle of Johhnie Walker + computer speakers = a 'mini-bruff'

by fromthegut February 21, 2011