Boyfriend

A fine specimen of the boy variety. Good looking. Rare species. Charming, funny and full of wit, ergo often addictive.

Natural diet of coffee and doughnuts. Often tired, Boyfriend is easily amused. Doesn't feel the cold and will give you his jumper. Gives great hugs.

Often can be found at Uni pretending to do work, being a nerd, watching movies, or running around a basketball court.

*CAUTION* Spikey hair may poke eyes out.

Boyfriend: The cute guy who has been sleeping on my shoulder for seven months. :)

by Carrot-girl June 11, 2009

I have a boyfriend

1. A phrase girls use to reject guys they don't like

2. Another way of saying, "Fuck off bitch, I don't like you."

Guy: Hey wanna hangout sometime?
Girl: No. I have a boyfriend.
Guy: Ok but can we still be friends?
Girl: I don't like you. Go away please.

by Tbc77 December 28, 2019

boyfriend

The one who can make you happy when you're sad. the one who will buy you ice cream. the one who you love unconditionally. the one who gives you hugs that you never want to part from. the one who will pimp slap any boy that tries to hit on you. the one that holds your heart and can easily break it, but chooses not to. the one that makes you laugh when all you want to do is cry. the one that will say I love you instead of wimping out and saying the abreviations for it. the one that makes sparks fly when you kiss. the one that you can always count on and makes you feel amazing all the time. the one who is your lover, but also your bestfriend♥(:

I think everything I said up there basically sums up 'boyfriend'. :

by Pandaa. (u)_(u) June 12, 2010

boyfailure

A male who is somewhat attractive but sucks at everything. Especially at socialization and getting bitches (which he literally cannot do).

“Gojo from JJK is such a boyfailure.”

by sugurusleftearlobe July 9, 2023

boyfriend

What every girl in the world apparently has.

Me: jills kinda cute.
Guy: yeah but she has a boyfriend.

Me: dammit!

by 00000069 January 10, 2014

non boyfriend boyfriend

a non boyfriend boyfriend, is a really close boy that you've been seeing for awhile and basically are dating, but don't have the relationship status

been seeing one guy for 6 months or more, go out, spend all free time together, hug, kiss, sleep together, just he isn't your 'boyfriend' so he's the non boyfriend boyfriend

by Robyn V. April 29, 2008

boyfriend bomb

when a girl is approached by a guy/guys and they begin to carry out a conversation, during which the girl mentions her boyfriend. then, all of a sudden, the guy(s) make up excuses to no longer talk to her. After dropping the boyfriend bomb, the guy(s) scatter.

Bill: I was having a lively conversation with Sarah from down the street until she dropped the boyfriend bomb. Then i decided it wasn't worth pursuing and told her I had to go help my mom cook dinner.

by yourfavoriteg!rl_ October 28, 2009