The greatest Offensive Coordinator in college football today. His offensive strategy is light years ahead of everyone else. Norm Chow ain't got nuthin on Jeffie.
Damn..........Jeff Bowden is da bomb. Did you see that 1 yard out pattern he called on 3rd and 20? That's pure genius right there.
by Bobby Bowden September 28, 2006
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If you have heard the phrase "kick rocks" which means move to another place, it's a reply meaning you are not moving. WARNING: may cause fights
Girl 1: "Bitch you betta kick rocks"
Girl 2: "Bitch push bolders!!"
Mo: "Marcus kick rocks outta my room"
Marcus: "Psh push bolders cuz I ain't gotta go no where"
Girl 2: "Bitch push bolders!!"
Mo: "Marcus kick rocks outta my room"
Marcus: "Psh push bolders cuz I ain't gotta go no where"
by Monkii March 31, 2008
Get the push bolders mug.The raising of one's status as a result of crossing a literal, or figurative, border to an area where one is of higher relative status than where they came form.
This can be done by moving to an area where one's race or nationality automatically makes them elite, and/or moving to an area where one's financial means are much higher than the median as compared to where one is moving from.
This "move" does not have to be a physical move...it can be a social move. This is best evidenced by a loser white guy going after minority women to get a hot one (e.g. mail-order brides). Likewise, any decent looking white woman can always secure herself a wealthy husband if she is willing to hook up with a successful black guy or an Asian guy.
This can be done by moving to an area where one's race or nationality automatically makes them elite, and/or moving to an area where one's financial means are much higher than the median as compared to where one is moving from.
This "move" does not have to be a physical move...it can be a social move. This is best evidenced by a loser white guy going after minority women to get a hot one (e.g. mail-order brides). Likewise, any decent looking white woman can always secure herself a wealthy husband if she is willing to hook up with a successful black guy or an Asian guy.
When the Smiths retired and moved to Mexico, they got a border promotion and were able to live in a much nicer house.
That piece of white trash couldn't get a decent-looking white girl to save his life, but once he went down the mail-order bride route, he got a really hot wife due to the border promotion.
That piece of white trash couldn't get a decent-looking white girl to save his life, but once he went down the mail-order bride route, he got a really hot wife due to the border promotion.
by Bill From VA December 12, 2008
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Get the The Bowser mug.The act in which a male during vaginal intercourse with a women, attempts to insert his penis into the women's rectum, without her consent or knowledge. {The taint acting as a border or boundary line.}
Nick:"Did you get to stick it in her butt?"
Jon:"Ha ha! No I tried to jump the border, but she didn't go for it." {Jumping the border}
Jon:"Ha ha! No I tried to jump the border, but she didn't go for it." {Jumping the border}
by AkiraDeathStar June 13, 2009
Get the jumping the border mug.When one jacks off then immedeatly proceeds to take a shower while drinking a beer in the shower. One can do this collection of activities in any order, but the beer must be drank while in the shower. (Jack off + beer in shower= bower)
Example 1
Person 1: So when are you coming over?
Person 2: In a little while. I gotta get me a Jack Bower, take a dump and eat dinner then I'll be over.
Example 2
Person 1: So did you slip her the sausage last night?
Person 2: Na I dumped that dirty dyke and went home to snag a Jack Bower.
Person 1: So when are you coming over?
Person 2: In a little while. I gotta get me a Jack Bower, take a dump and eat dinner then I'll be over.
Example 2
Person 1: So did you slip her the sausage last night?
Person 2: Na I dumped that dirty dyke and went home to snag a Jack Bower.
by Scotty Tits March 31, 2008
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